An American Rampage Romp

At each stop on Zero's w.h.A.s. tour, there were to be a variety of camp games. The summer camp I attended in my youth was run by Evangelical Christians. The camp was great fun and often hot-or at least warm-and wet, so that much was familiar to me. The games we played were more in the three-legged race, tug-o-war, hymn-singing vein of things. I wasn't sure what camp games in present-day Iowa or Minnesota might entail: turns out it meant some pretty funny stuff that the kids would get involved with.